Javale McGee

You woke up this morning, dreading the mundane work week ahead of you. You stared at your reflection in your bathroom mirror, half asleep, and wondered: "Why doesn't Javale McGee have a website?"

Of course you never thought that, because no one in their right mind would ever think that. But McGee has a website. And you need to see it:

http://www.javalemcgee.com/home/

Javale McGee is the running joke of the NBA. He was awarded a massive extension by the Denver Nuggets this offseason, and he described to Grantland's Zach Lowe his perceived offensive role this upcoming season. To McGee, this role includes more jump shots and isolated post ups. As someone who appreciates good basketball, I hate this. As someone who takes pleasure in the misfortune of others, I love this.

But enough with all these thoughts and words. This picture is enough motivation you to visit Javale's site.

Javale, please. Never. Stop.